Up to Her Old Tricks!

Do any of you drag hags remember this?

                             OR THIS>>>

Well it seems, like Lindsey Lohan or (her idol) Anna Nicole, Mrs. P is back up to her old tricks!!  After being in hiding for over 2 months Mrs. P was slated to make a triumphant return to the stage in Brittany Lynn's new show "Half and Half" last night at The Raven Lounge.  P started a trend last night by ripping her wig off during her number but it seems every time she did and threw it into the crowd it some how ended up flying around on the ceiling fan!  You could tell she was back to her partying ways when she spent 15 minutes running around the club looking for her wig and her tits!!  "Someone stole my boobs!" she slurred while searching the place high and low!!  In an ultimate state of euphoria, while performing with Diana Dharling in their finale number she even ripped off Diana's wig and threw it into the rafters!  Now anyone who knows Diana knows...Diana does NOT take her wig off while performing!!  SHE IS A LADY!! 

But this is just where the story begins!!  After the show, P and her "winkies" headed to Little Petes to nosh on some after show bites.  The manager of the little diner came over and asked Mrs. P to "cover up"!  Mrs. P wasn't having it and threw a fit and a scene!!  She started screaming and yelling about discrimination!  Ripped her wig off and put it between her legs!  In any event, P was thrown out by the manager!  On a side note she did politely ask to her her food wrapped before she left.  LOL The girl like to eat!!  Only Mrs. P could get thrown out of Little Petes at 2am on a Friday night (I mean have you seen their clientele?). 

In a statement made this morning to Phillydragopolis she said "I really need to stop eating those brownies, they make me so angry"  hhhhmmm I mean, I for one love brownies especially double fudge,  how could they make someone so angry??

Mrs. P, I think its time for another type of "vacation"!!!