Really Mrs. P90X??

The outrageous Mrs. P has stated that this year she wants to shead the pounds.  She is putting it all on film for everyone to see in a new web series called "Mrs P90X".  But our paparazzi here at Phillydragopolis have a different story to tell.  Mrs P, after a night of drinking, was recently spotted eating belgian waffles at the Midtown Diner with some of her friends, including co-stars Robyn Kradles and every drag queens favorite uber twink "Skinny" Matt!  Could there be a conspiracy going on here?  Are her friends secretly trying to keep her chubby?  Will Mrs. P ever discover that food isn't love?  Only time, and the pictures, will tell!

Are they force feeding her??!?

Oh Mrs. P...We sincerely hope you can kick this food addiction and get back on track!