The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly!

The Good
Sunday night after making a surprise appearance at Sinful Sundays Salotta Tee headed over to Tavern for Showtunes Sundays!  As she walked in she ran into two other queens Diana Dharling and Crystal Tee Electra (her drag daughter).  "Nothing Dirty's Going On" from Best Little Whore House in Texas came on...Salotta cleared the dancefloor and started performing!  She asked her two friends (not in drag) to back her up and aparently the crowd went crazy!  I hear she got quite a few tips!!!  I love a good impromptu drag performance when you least expect it!!

The Bad
So it seems that Satine's lips aren't the only things getting a little action lately.  On a recent trip to Atlantic City Our Pretty Little Pirate Hooker, Navaya Shay, was looking for a little action!  Surprising right?!  Now I don't know if they just had a lot to drink or maybe there weren't a lot of guys around that night, but Navaya decided to take her horny state out on a one Miss Satine Harlow (her drag sister)!!  "I have the bruises to prove it" confirms Satine.  Wait, is that considered drag incest??  Now I do not know what the outcome was of these advances.  All parties seem very tight lipped about it (no pun intended). 

PS>Does anyone at this point not know the Pirate story??  It's one of legends!  OK OK I will tell you otherwise you will never understand why Navaya is know as the Pirate Hooker.  So pull up a chair and get ready.  Over the summer while on vacation Navaya found the only Pirate at the beach.  Not only was he a pirate but he was deaf and had a parrot!!! Now legend has it that he also had a peg leg but that is all speculation from the story being told over and over.  Navaya worked her slutty magic until he asked her home.  In the heat of things the partially deaf pirate asked her to speak up and moan in his "good" ear!  If that wasn't enough moments later the parrot started talking!!  Navaya so mortified by all this (really?? it took that much??) She grabbed her panties, packed up her purse and said she had had enough and left!!  ARRRGG! So now you are in the know...and knowing is half the battle!!!

The Ugly
Here is a picture of Mrs. P on location (with me) for PhillyDragopolis's first official photoshoot.  It was her prize for winning the vote.  The pictures were taking by photographer Jon Hernandez and will be released soon to the website!!  Be on the look out!!  The next poll winner will also get a photoshoot!!  And I for one can't wait!!